Taking this blog on an immediate left turn into celebrity trash hell, US Weekly has confirmed that former porn vixen Jenna Jameson and long-term boyfriend mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz are expecting. The phrase that comes to mind is "genetic slam-dancing". Trailer parks across America must be breaking out in celebration. It's like the 21st century version of the birth of a white buffalo, a sacred sign for the lowest common denominator set.
Have you seen pics of these two? Ortiz is scary big and Jameson is just plain scary in a used-up ex-porn star kinda way. The kid will probably grow up beating the shit out of people or fucking the shit out of people. I smell a presidential bid.
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