Out last night at the Unicorn - and no, it's not a gay bar, although it kinda sounds like one - celebrating a friend's birthday. Here are some things I learned -
5. In case of confusion, you may want to wear a T-shirt that says I like big dick.
4. In a hurricane, it is acceptable to get wasted in a kids' playground.
3. If there is a big creamy shot coming towards your face, and you didn't order Bailey's or Kahlua, you need to duck.
2. Asking a woman to sit on your face is not the proper way to speak to a lady.
1. As the lone man in a group of women, your odds of being called a boy-whore escalate dramatically.
I also learned that you do not want to stab anyone at the Cloak and Dagger because the locals will beat your ass. Glad to hear everyone is safe and sound!
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