OMFG, Zoran Markovski
In one for the "spoke too soon" file, the local Green Party candidate has also opened a campaign office on the Danforth. Yes, it's a hotbed of political activity around here.
Personally, I hope this is a sattelite office or something - because there isn't much in there except a table and chair and a bunch of signs. By comparison, in the few days since my last post, both Minna's and Churley's election headquarters have been transformed into something resembling a proper office and not some bizarro Dunder-Mifflin warehouse.
Even funnier are Minna's signs - clearly recycled from previous campaigns - that have a big ol' strip of red tape on them barely covering up the words "Paul Martin's team". I don't know why this cracks me up, it just does.
May May Debate? Debate
Yeah, I ripped off that header from the Toronto Star. In more Green Party news, Elizabeth May will be allowed to participate in the federal leaders' debates. On behalf of the blogosphere and supporters of democracy everywhere, I'd like to take total credit for this exciting development. That's right, it was all me.
Vote Churley, We've Got Parking
Hey, look here, a comment. From someone I don't even know. The campaign slogans just keep coming. They practically write themselves!
Maybe It Does Matter
The latest Gallup poll shows McCain/Palin leading Obama/Biden. I'm telling you, American voters are like Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis driving off the edge of the Grand Canyon at the end of Thelma & Louise. Get ready for another big "fuck you, world" from our friends in the States.
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