Speaking of Stabbings

Hey, look what's going on in my back alley tonight. Is it just me or is knife-play in this city on the rise? I think I need to start carrying a shiv: in case of deranged crackhead motherfucker, use sharpened toothbrush. It's either that or a screwdriver. Nasty bit of work, taking a steel-shank Phillips-head screwdriver in the ear.